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Jay Leno To Sub For Roger Ebert!!

I am – Hercules!!

Jay Leno will take over for a recuperating Roger Ebert on “Ebert & Roeper” next weekend.

My prediction? Leno will thumbs-up all the movies, and shower special praise upon Will Ferrell, Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Steve Carrell, Robin Williams and any other actor he covets as a guest for his bland, toothless and generally horrible late-night talk show.

“Clerks II” director Kevin Smith subs the next week, probably wearing giant shorts and a tent with the name of a hockey team on it.

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first?
by phaedrus007
Jul 28th, 2006
12:16:42 PM
cool
by phaedrus007
Jul 28th, 2006
12:17:16 PM
oh yeah....
by phaedrus007
Jul 28th, 2006
12:18:01 PM
God I hate Leno
by Barry Egan
Jul 28th, 2006
12:18:23 PM
If his reviews are like his jokes he'll only like films
by modlight
Jul 28th, 2006
12:18:54 PM
This really irritates me, now what will I watch on TV
by modlight
Jul 28th, 2006
12:20:39 PM
bahaha, I find Kevin Smith's wardrobe irritating
by George Newman
Jul 28th, 2006
12:20:44 PM
Well, this should officially end the show
by Brock Samson
Jul 28th, 2006
12:24:19 PM
Oh god, they're going for "Celebrity" guest critics...
by BigTuna
Jul 28th, 2006
12:25:22 PM
I REALLY hate Smith's wardrobe..
by BigTuna
Jul 28th, 2006
12:27:19 PM
haha, tent with aq hockey name on it
by tripp5
Jul 28th, 2006
12:37:51 PM
Why bust on Kev's "haven't changed since college" look?
by SpyGuy
Jul 28th, 2006
12:46:12 PM
Was Harry asked to sub
by blackstormy
Jul 28th, 2006
01:14:00 PM
??
by blackstormy
Jul 28th, 2006
01:14:34 PM
OUCH
by quadrupletree
Jul 28th, 2006
01:18:28 PM
Wait a second
by Pdid
Jul 28th, 2006
01:27:34 PM
Star Wars links
by Barney Hood
Jul 28th, 2006
01:28:20 PM
I like Jay, his show's funny. Funner than
by Jyoti
Jul 28th, 2006
01:38:36 PM
Fuck you Herc
by Engineer_at_peac
Jul 28th, 2006
01:41:57 PM
Jay Leno is to funny as Paris Hilton is to acting/music
by SpyGuy
Jul 28th, 2006
01:52:04 PM
ent with the name of a hockey team on it...
by beefywhore
Jul 28th, 2006
01:58:11 PM
What if Herc subbed for Roger Ebert?
by FluffyUnbound
Jul 28th, 2006
02:37:54 PM
I don't know why I remember this
by I Dunno
Jul 28th, 2006
02:41:38 PM
whats with you
by vanfan
Jul 28th, 2006
02:43:05 PM
"Jay Leno is not just great, he is a great."
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 28th, 2006
02:45:23 PM
Still waiting for both
by cromulent
Jul 28th, 2006
02:58:43 PM
Will Kevin Eubanks be there to laugh at his jokes?
by Superneal
Jul 28th, 2006
03:01:30 PM
Leno is so fucking lame
by Rupee88
Jul 28th, 2006
03:09:04 PM
Stroke? No excuse for laying off work.
by Cumlauncher
Jul 28th, 2006
03:13:27 PM
Why not have...
by CatVutt
Jul 28th, 2006
03:16:50 PM
Peter Cullen
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 28th, 2006
03:23:30 PM
Peter Cullen
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 28th, 2006
03:23:50 PM
Th-th-th-th-th-so I went to the movies the other night
by Deep Cover
Jul 28th, 2006
03:35:48 PM
This Is And Insult...Harry Knowles Should Sub!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 28th, 2006
03:59:41 PM
Alf, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
by I Dunno
Jul 28th, 2006
04:00:26 PM
Someone kill Leno
by Bob of the Shire
Jul 28th, 2006
04:07:46 PM
What do I hate Kev?
by MR INBETWEEN
Jul 28th, 2006
04:15:23 PM
Joel Siegel and Kevin Smith should do it
by Baron Karza
Jul 28th, 2006
04:23:15 PM
Howard Stern And Harry Knowles...The New No.10!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 28th, 2006
04:45:08 PM
Yeah, this sucks.
by Shermdawg
Jul 28th, 2006
04:54:08 PM
At least Leno still makes me laugh sometimes.
by Novaman5000
Jul 28th, 2006
04:56:42 PM
Bungweasel
by CyberVishnu
Jul 28th, 2006
05:00:48 PM
I am going to go against the grain here...
by Mr Bonefish
Jul 28th, 2006
05:01:17 PM
JAY LENO...
by andyny29
Jul 28th, 2006
05:02:59 PM
Leno = crap
by The Atomic Worm
Jul 28th, 2006
05:07:31 PM
Speaking on the matter of stand-ins
by Mr Bonefish
Jul 28th, 2006
05:15:55 PM
At least Roeper had some credentials
by Larry of Arabia
Jul 28th, 2006
05:24:55 PM
I love the Letterman bit with Kevin Eubanks laughing..
by BigTuna
Jul 28th, 2006
05:50:25 PM
Yeah, Leno sucks...
by alienindisguise
Jul 28th, 2006
06:37:06 PM
Jay Leno is a hack.
by rbatty024
Jul 28th, 2006
06:38:11 PM
Harry Won't Host
by Push The Button
Jul 28th, 2006
07:30:23 PM
BOYCOTT NON-ANAMORPHIC STAR WARS DVDS!!!
by robogeek.com
Jul 28th, 2006
07:35:04 PM
I pity the fools...
by Pilot Daddy
Jul 28th, 2006
07:51:36 PM
I'm gonna have to go with Leno...
by Neo Zeed
Jul 28th, 2006
07:54:15 PM
I have always felt...
by The Guy Who Nods
Jul 28th, 2006
08:35:36 PM
I also liked Norm's Burt Reynolds.
by Neo Zeed
Jul 28th, 2006
08:56:11 PM
LE-NOOOO!
by Roboteer
Jul 28th, 2006
09:50:12 PM
Leno on American Dad was funny. Stan broke his neck...
by The Wrong Guy
Jul 28th, 2006
10:21:46 PM
How about the SNL star wars auditions with Norm...
by SK909
Jul 28th, 2006
10:23:37 PM
Leah Rozen is the best!
by dirtsandwich
Jul 28th, 2006
11:02:06 PM
Ahaha, Joey Lawrence and Patrick Duffy
by Mattapooh
Jul 28th, 2006
11:02:41 PM
Jay Leno is HORRIBLE...
by Doom II
Jul 28th, 2006
11:45:12 PM
You know, its SO fashionable to take a shot @ Jay Leno
by Tall_Boy
Jul 28th, 2006
11:50:02 PM
And back in the early 80's....
by Doom II
Jul 28th, 2006
11:54:28 PM
I don't bag Leno to be cool or hip...
by Doom II
Jul 28th, 2006
11:59:29 PM
I like Leno
by beelkay
Jul 29th, 2006
12:00:42 AM
Jay Leno is an Asswipe
by grievenom
Jul 29th, 2006
01:44:53 AM
funny shit
by MunkiNutz
Jul 29th, 2006
02:34:56 AM
Kevin Smith
by OhDaesu
Jul 29th, 2006
02:55:03 AM
Harry may have made Ebert mad..
by MGTHEDJ
Jul 29th, 2006
06:44:18 AM
How about a Bill Hicks reference to smoking
by JackRabbitSlim
Jul 29th, 2006
07:13:35 AM
You sad little pricks.
by ALUCINOR11
Jul 29th, 2006
07:27:18 AM
Now if only they could replace Roeper
by Photoman
Jul 29th, 2006
07:40:35 AM
Fred Norris or RObin Quivers should get a shot
by Superneal
Jul 29th, 2006
07:59:36 AM
what a horrible choice for a replacement
by Cotton McKnight
Jul 29th, 2006
08:38:14 AM
Photoman makes sense
by Cotton McKnight
Jul 29th, 2006
08:43:12 AM
Leno, Letterman, Conan
by McCroskey
Jul 29th, 2006
10:09:21 AM
CONAN is GOD
by RezE11even
Jul 29th, 2006
10:58:42 AM
JackRabbitSlim
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 29th, 2006
11:01:36 AM
Put Armond White on there!
by LeFlambeur
Jul 29th, 2006
11:20:45 AM
What makes Leno a critic?
by Darth Evil Dead
Jul 29th, 2006
02:19:12 PM
Smoking causes pancreatic cncer too, look it up
by I Dunno
Jul 29th, 2006
03:17:58 PM
Leno's a nice guy
by Ribbons
Jul 29th, 2006
03:37:54 PM
Pull out that dead horse!
by Manatee
Jul 29th, 2006
04:02:01 PM
When First read this i could not believe this....
by emeraldboy
Jul 29th, 2006
05:40:08 PM
re: the Letterman thing
by Ribbons
Jul 29th, 2006
05:46:46 PM
I Dunno
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 29th, 2006
05:58:53 PM
Better than a Rerun??
by Incomplete Gamer
Jul 29th, 2006
06:32:14 PM
Ebert Needs A Challenge...And Harry Knowles, Is It!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 29th, 2006
10:31:45 PM
Let the ass kissing begin
by Smurfette
Jul 29th, 2006
10:35:55 PM
Harry's been on Ebert
by jccalhoun
Jul 29th, 2006
10:47:11 PM
Can Leno fuck a women with his Chin ?
by Darth Evil Dead
Jul 29th, 2006
11:11:45 PM
You might be right, Darth Evil Dead. But
by The_Countess
Jul 29th, 2006
11:51:03 PM
Ha! Nice one Countess.
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 30th, 2006
12:00:15 AM
Your most welcome!
by The_Countess
Jul 30th, 2006
12:05:21 AM
Campbell's Chin vs Leno's Chin in a Chin-O-War !!
by Darth Evil Dead
Jul 30th, 2006
12:47:30 AM
Chin contest?
by Poacher
Jul 30th, 2006
01:26:03 AM
Harry And A Strong Voice!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 30th, 2006
03:07:26 AM
The Countess!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 30th, 2006
03:23:30 AM
All cancer is bad
by emeraldboy
Jul 30th, 2006
10:34:37 AM
I hate Leno, but what's wrong with doing a Doritos ad?
by FluffyUnbound
Jul 30th, 2006
10:50:36 AM
FluffyUnbound
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 30th, 2006
02:35:42 PM
Countess beware!
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 30th, 2006
02:37:39 PM
Oh, OK, Gaius.
by FluffyUnbound
Jul 30th, 2006
04:15:53 PM
Help Save The Planet From Haters Like Mr. Nice Gaius!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 30th, 2006
05:58:15 PM
That's it for me...
by SeedyAl
Jul 30th, 2006
06:18:29 PM
Hardly against female masturbation, MetalWater.
by Mr Nice Gaius
Jul 30th, 2006
09:39:24 PM
Female Masturbation!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 30th, 2006
10:26:00 PM
I was talking about Leno fucking a women with his Chin
by Darth Evil Dead
Jul 30th, 2006
11:20:28 PM
Glad to be of Service!
by The_Countess
Jul 31st, 2006
12:38:54 AM
Please Say You Have More To Share With Us!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 31st, 2006
01:12:18 AM
hey Tall_Boy...
by decfx
Jul 31st, 2006
01:20:17 AM
and by the way,
by decfx
Jul 31st, 2006
01:36:26 AM
Roeper gave "Thumbs Up" to the remake
by Big Jim
Jul 31st, 2006
09:20:46 AM
roeper and leno sitting in a tree
by ralphfurley
Jul 31st, 2006
09:34:51 AM
Ebert does like Letterman better...
by BigTuna
Jul 31st, 2006
10:45:11 AM
Fuck Leno and Smith
by QuinnTheEskimo
Jul 31st, 2006
10:47:26 AM
Too Soon!!
by MarkoOhNo
Jul 31st, 2006
01:32:30 PM
Why Not?
by MarkoOhNo
Jul 31st, 2006
01:51:32 PM
I like Letterman but I find he repeats stuff too much
by Big Jim
Jul 31st, 2006
02:15:17 PM
Go to youtube to see
by emeraldboy
Jul 31st, 2006
04:33:33 PM
I read somewhere
by emeraldboy
Jul 31st, 2006
04:42:56 PM
Everyone is now copying Letterman
by emeraldboy
Jul 31st, 2006
04:57:13 PM
I think Conan is the only good talk show host!
by Orionsangels
Jul 31st, 2006
06:29:26 PM
I Want A Mel Gibson Talk Back!!!
by MetalWater
Jul 31st, 2006
06:48:56 PM
Agreed, MetalWater: Mel Gibson talkback needed badly!
by HappyHamster
Jul 31st, 2006
08:00:28 PM
world war 3
by notveryclever
Jul 31st, 2006
11:14:07 PM

by JohnIan
Aug 1st, 2006
12:13:52 AM
Triumph??? Harry Has A Better Chance Of Dating Beyonce!
by MetalWater
Aug 1st, 2006
03:59:06 AM
ummm...
by havocSchultz
Aug 1st, 2006
07:51:58 AM
I hope Harry didn't marry Beyonce
by Big Jim
Aug 1st, 2006
08:28:53 AM
Beyonce and Harry
by emeraldboy
Aug 1st, 2006
09:43:45 AM
Is this show still on?
by v3d
Aug 1st, 2006
12:59:14 PM
Beyonce and Harry Should Review Movies Together!!!
by MetalWater
Aug 1st, 2006
10:21:12 PM

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