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CASTLEVANIA finds a home with Dimension... how fitting...
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Paul WS Anderson's latest ass-raping of a video game property, CASTLEVANIA, has found a home with Dimension films, which is pretty fitting, as I say in the headline. Dimension has put out some of the worst genre films of the last 10 years, now they'll have a Paul WS Anderson movie. As much as I like to pick on the guy, I have to say that if he does CASTLEVANIA more EVENT HORIZON and less RESIDENT EVIL he could make me eat some crow. I'd love for him to pump out something that doesn't make me cringe (ie AvP and SOLDIER) or strike me as incredibly mediocre (RESIDENT EVIL). Get ready for it... Dimension Films presents Paul WS Anderson's CASTLEVANIA!
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Reader Talkback
First by simulated stereo | Nov 8th, 2005 03:48:57 AM | Potential! Mediocre! by CellarDoor | Nov 8th, 2005 03:50:40 AM | which is the best video game
movie? by We | Nov 8th, 2005 03:51:07 AM | or the least bad? by We | Nov 8th, 2005 03:51:33 AM | And yet, does that make you
happy? by judderman | Nov 8th, 2005 03:53:45 AM | New Castlevania video games by Origami | Nov 8th, 2005 04:07:27 AM | round and round we go by tdolan01 | Nov 8th, 2005 04:08:30 AM | the Belmonts... by jrbarker | Nov 8th, 2005 04:43:01 AM | Throw in some Mortal Kombat
too... by OldEnoughForMe | Nov 8th, 2005 04:50:57 AM | Favourite video game movie? by CellarDoor | Nov 8th, 2005 04:52:28 AM | Great... by Hell_Bender | Nov 8th, 2005 04:57:32 AM | i dont know why i got up... by colonel_lugz | Nov 8th, 2005 05:11:39 AM | When the day comes... by Azlam Orlandu | Nov 8th, 2005 05:15:17 AM | judderman by DocPazuzu | Nov 8th, 2005 06:08:32 AM | the best (least bad) video
game movie by godoffireinhell | Nov 8th, 2005 06:15:01 AM | re Castlevania by DocPazuzu | Nov 8th, 2005 06:15:59 AM | What it would take to make
this a decent film... by bunkhousejb9 | Nov 8th, 2005 06:25:31 AM | No, the best video game
movie... by WillowFan2001 | Nov 8th, 2005 06:45:09 AM | You called it........ by liljuniorbrown | Nov 8th, 2005 06:51:37 AM | this is horrible... by amano | Nov 8th, 2005 07:07:31 AM | next big fear... by bunkhousejb9 | Nov 8th, 2005 07:19:25 AM | What I was going to say before
a certain person was acting
like by Anna Valerious | Nov 8th, 2005 07:24:24 AM | Video games are the new comic
books. by Citizen Arcane | Nov 8th, 2005 07:25:18 AM | once again.. by blackthought | Nov 8th, 2005 07:26:15 AM | Fuck, Pokemon The 1st Movie
may be the best video game
movie whi by Big Bad Clone | Nov 8th, 2005 08:14:20 AM | Spiderman 2 is the best Movie
to Video Game transition by beefywhore | Nov 8th, 2005 08:25:24 AM | Was NARC based on NARC the
video game? Does The Wizard
count as by Big Bad Clone | Nov 8th, 2005 08:52:08 AM | Ah, The Wizard... by CellarDoor | Nov 8th, 2005 09:19:34 AM | I'd say Mortal Kombat has
been the best Game-Movie
translati by Mahaloth | Nov 8th, 2005 09:32:15 AM | Mortal Kombat... by smackfu | Nov 8th, 2005 09:42:00 AM | They already made this movie by Nizzuts | Nov 8th, 2005 09:44:29 AM | The new Dimension by Cuchulain | Nov 8th, 2005 10:00:07 AM | His best movie was Boogie
Nights!!!! by TheJigga | Nov 8th, 2005 10:07:10 AM | There should be a Duckhunt
movie with Jim Belushi as that
dog by Big Bad Clone | Nov 8th, 2005 10:11:22 AM | Mortal Kombat = THE BEST VIDEO
GAME MOVIE EVER by Proman1984 | Nov 8th, 2005 10:17:32 AM | RE: ..featured a white
frenchman playing the japanese
god of thu by Citizen Arcane | Nov 8th, 2005 10:35:55 AM | BEST VIDEO GAME MOVIE by methical | Nov 8th, 2005 10:47:37 AM | methical, I agree about MK... by WillowFan2001 | Nov 8th, 2005 11:02:11 AM | I'd like to recant my
previous statement... by beefywhore | Nov 8th, 2005 11:26:24 AM | There is a reason by Se | Nov 8th, 2005 11:45:35 AM | "....one of my favorite guilty
pleasures along with Deep
Rising. by IAmMrMonkey | Nov 8th, 2005 12:45:18 PM | Erm, CitizenArcane? by Anna Valerious | Nov 8th, 2005 12:50:12 PM | Oh, and before I leave... by Anna Valerious | Nov 8th, 2005 12:51:55 PM | "he could have easily just
signed on as a producer
,gotten the m by godoffireinhell | Nov 8th, 2005 01:09:37 PM | Castlevania directors by cyberskunk | Nov 8th, 2005 01:24:18 PM | It could be worse... by DorkmanScott | Nov 8th, 2005 02:01:36 PM | Best Video Game Movie Ever:
The Wizard starring Fred
Savage! by DOGSOUP | Nov 8th, 2005 02:06:22 PM | Anderson to producers: "no,
no... it's TOTALLY
different fro by Uncooked_Meat | Nov 8th, 2005 02:16:48 PM | You know, with Dr. Boll
dominating the market, I'm
starting by Edward Brock | Nov 8th, 2005 02:22:02 PM | Totally agree about MORTAL
KOMBAT, best game to movie
yet! by brokentusk | Nov 8th, 2005 02:52:02 PM | I Will Meditate And Then
Destroy You. by buster00 | Nov 8th, 2005 03:10:47 PM | But The More I Think About
It.... by buster00 | Nov 8th, 2005 03:14:36 PM | C'mon... by DocPazuzu | Nov 8th, 2005 03:42:35 PM | hmmmm..... by occams_razor | Nov 8th, 2005 04:21:59 PM | I'm amazed that someone
made a Jim Wynorski or Fred
Olen Ray by beefywhore | Nov 8th, 2005 04:24:32 PM | I love Jim Wynorski! by Jarek | Nov 8th, 2005 05:08:59 PM | Anna Valerious by WillowFan2001 | Nov 8th, 2005 05:12:38 PM | re Jim Wynorski by DocPazuzu | Nov 8th, 2005 05:56:11 PM | you missed the best one... by bigdickmcgee | Nov 8th, 2005 06:30:41 PM | If Moriarty writes the
screenplay, will Paul Anderson
suddenly b by CrispyOne | Nov 8th, 2005 10:06:59 PM | ::upchuck:: by Chief Redcock | Nov 8th, 2005 10:55:59 PM | hmmm... by calami-shami | Nov 8th, 2005 11:01:49 PM | You all got it completely
wrong by seppukudkurosawa | Nov 8th, 2005 11:59:19 PM | I'm not sure if there was
a videogame of it but... by Shermdawg | Nov 9th, 2005 12:31:58 AM | Rent just went up, so... by OldEnoughForMe | Nov 9th, 2005 01:12:29 AM | Castlevania 2: Simon's
Quest by My Ass Smells | Nov 9th, 2005 02:42:47 AM | Thanks Konami... by General_Mortimer | Nov 9th, 2005 03:19:32 AM | General_Mortimer by Hell_Bender | Nov 9th, 2005 05:01:48 AM | WIZARD OF WOR: The Movie;
BERZERK: The Movie; DEFENDER:
The Movi by ZombieSolutions | Nov 9th, 2005 07:33:03 AM | WillowFan2001 by Anna Valerious | Nov 9th, 2005 07:40:40 AM | by GroovyAsh | Nov 9th, 2005 10:06:21 AM | VG movies, and movie VGs by MajorOcelot | Nov 9th, 2005 02:46:41 PM | Aren't there laws against
this shit.......... by Mel Garga | Nov 9th, 2005 07:22:22 PM | NO NONO
NONONONONONO!!!!!1111111 by Warcraft | Nov 9th, 2005 07:37:12 PM | HALF LIFE 2 Is WAY better than
castlevania by Rcamacho2278 | Nov 9th, 2005 11:27:26 PM | Simon needs cool clothes... by OldEnoughForMe | Nov 10th, 2005 12:54:52 AM | RESIDENT EVIL 4 is WAY better
then half life 2. by Warcraft | Nov 10th, 2005 09:26:49 AM | Best video game movies by Johnno | Nov 10th, 2005 12:58:00 PM | Advent Children was retarded. by Warcraft | Nov 10th, 2005 07:42:05 PM | Dimension has done some good
genre work by Blok Narpin | Nov 11th, 2005 12:35:41 AM | Neil "Dog Soldiers" Marshall
should do this by chien_sale | Nov 11th, 2005 03:34:19 AM |
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