Hey folks, Harry here... I'm sure Quint is envious as hell that I'm posting this story instead of him. But, sometimes that's the way the fortunes fall. Dr. Uwe Boll is set to unleash his latest cinematic atrocity upon mankind - BLOODRAYNE - starting in Russia on November 17th of this year. It really is unfair. Russia gives us NIGHTWATCH and we assault them with the works of Uwe Boll? That's not fair international trade, Russia might just attack. Now this time Uwe has Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Geraldine Chaplin, Udo Kier, Meat Loaf, Billy Zane and Michalel Pare. All of whom had to have been dosed to sign for Uwe. Unless, of course, the script by Guinevere Turner (screenwriter for AMERICAN PSYCHO) is a solid script. Then - there's the matter of somebody on this planet giving Uwe Boll $17 million dollars to make this film with. WOW. Ya know? WOW. Then he shot at Bran Castle in Transylvania. Which is actually really cool. So - is it possible that Dr Boll will unleash his ultimate revenge on Quint. Is he making his Video Game masterpiece? Well, our first look at this "genius" is the poster below... BEHOLD...
Hi big H!
I just came across this poster for Uwe Boll's latest attempt of making a movie.
BLOODRAYNE poster
Click Here For The Trailer
Looks a bit... cliche.
Last but not least, Alone In The Dark scores a beautiful 2.2 on IMDB-scale. That's even worst than... my first film school movie got from my professors!
Cheers,
@win
