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CptTrekkie's Alleged look at STAR TREK: NEMESIS!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... If in addition to the fun I'm having with this summer's films... If Paramount has actually made a kick ass STAR TREK movie, I'll be so delighted. I love a good Trek film. Though, this does come from a reviewer that prefers DS9 and 'Enterprise' to the Classic Series, which is just damn near boderline indicator of lead paint ingestion. Here's CptTrekkie...

Hey Harry, CptTrekkie here; (yes, I have "geek" spelled all over me)       

       A friend of mine in Paramount recently lent me a roughcut (and I mean *rough*) of Star Trek: Nemesis.  I just finished watching it, and before I begin my review I'd just like to list some of my favorite films, to give anyone who reads this an idea of my tastes:  Blade Runner, LotR, A.I. (the most underrated film of all time), Star Treks 2, 3, 8, and now 10, Raiders, Empire, and Life is Beautiful.  DS9 is the best Trek series, followed closely by Enterprise (the new show) and Kirk & Co.  Anyhow...

      Once upon a time, it was cool to be a trekkie.  Now, however, Star Trek is generally considered to be too preachy.  First Contact sort of addressed the problem with its higher level of action, but never quite hit the mark.  I'm proud to say though that Nemesis does reach that point, in remarkable fashion. 

**MILD SPOILERS AHEAD**

       For those that hated the online draft of the script, I must inform you that most of the dumb jokes in that draft ("Is that your final answer?") have been obliterated.  The climax battle has been abbreviated slightly, probably due to budget problems, but it is still easily the longest and most impressive space dogfight of all the Star Trek films, beating the living hell out of 'The Wrath of Khan' finale ... and this was a rough cut. 

       Tom Hardy was excellent as the film's villain Shinzon, and I can easily say that this will be his breakout performance.  For instance, when he's being confronted by Picard via holotransmition during a comma in the climax, you can just see him emotionally tearing apart as Picard tells him what he could be if he was good. 

Patrick Stewart gives his usual charismatic preformance, although coming off a tad bit corny on occasion (this is usually because of a bad line though.)  As far as the lesser stars go, Marina Sirtis (sp?) is too weepy, but the rest of them give solid preformances.

       The plot and pacing are perfect to rescue the franchise from it's stereotype of being slow and talky, though this film might have come too late to change that.  The action is abundant, and there is enough substance to keep the story from becoming brainless.  From what I could tell, the special effects will be eye openers once they are finished, and I hope they aren't ruined by being totally exposed in the trailers and ads, like what happend with First Contact (one could take all the Borg Cube battle footage in its ads, cut/paste them in the correct order, and make the entire battle without a shot missing.) 

       Now for the nits.  While 'Nemesis' on the whole is outstanding (don't let the online draft fool you), it does have some elements which blatantly borrow from other Star Trek films, and even Return of the Jedi.  Picard's attempt to convert Shinzon to, quite litterally, the good side of the force are way too similar to Luke & Vader in Jedi.  The way that the climax is structured is also a bit too similar to The Wrath of Khan, despite being far superior to TWK's already superior action sequence.  Other then that and one or two lame jokes that could still be edited out, 'Nemesis' will likely be a pleasant suprise for most who think it will suck.  This is the Next Generation film we've all been waiting for.  This is the film First Contact never managed to be.  This is the first Star Trek film since #6 that does not look cheap and made for television.  Stuart Baird did an outstanding directing j! ob, far better then I expected from the same man who directed the pedestrian (for lack of a less sophisticated word) Exectutive Decision.   Enough said.

Cpt. Trekkie out.

PS: This is my first contribution to AICN, so sorry if the review is awkward.

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Might as well to be the first to say it...
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Jun 20th, 2002
05:50:00 AM
Last film being made ?
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Jun 20th, 2002
06:14:26 AM
federation side of the force
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Jun 20th, 2002
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God almighty could not sell me on this steaming load
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Faith?
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Jun 20th, 2002
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by tikgnat
Jun 20th, 2002
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Star Trek is just not very good.
by EIFF
Jun 20th, 2002
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by Doc Spockter
Jun 20th, 2002
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Fool! You can't top Wrath of Khan! It is very cold in spaaaa
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Wrecked.
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Everybody happy as the dead come home
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Action?
by statto4ever
Jun 20th, 2002
09:22:51 AM

by Informed
Jun 20th, 2002
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What has the whale ever done for us?
by Doc Spockter
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"The needs of the many..."
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by Bang! Zoom!
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Jun 20th, 2002
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REAL Trekkies can talk and are intelligent
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Stop the DS9 Dissin'
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Jun 20th, 2002
10:30:43 AM
I only had to read one line...
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Did they keep the Ashley Judd cameo?
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Trekkies?
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Oh yeah...
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Oh yeah...
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Star Trek kicks...
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Jun 20th, 2002
11:19:15 AM
Will someone please explain: "during a comma in the climax"
by WarDog
Jun 20th, 2002
11:23:36 AM
During a comma, during a pause, during a lull, during a timeout,
by Christopher3
Jun 20th, 2002
11:40:51 AM
TNG muses
by WARPED99
Jun 20th, 2002
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Yeah, sure.
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Jun 20th, 2002
11:49:41 AM
Damn, Rev Skarekroe...
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Jun 20th, 2002
12:01:56 PM
And who knows, just what other adventures this wacky crew will h
by BigW
Jun 20th, 2002
12:05:02 PM
It's gonna suck anyway (plant review?)
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This particular "scoop"
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Mirror Universe
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AOTC rules! Why a clone army could easily bring order to the St
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Buckeroo Banzia II: Attack of the Phones
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Jun 20th, 2002
01:29:24 PM
No one prefers DS9?!?!
by Atomic Lobster
Jun 20th, 2002
01:48:55 PM
Star Trek borrows from Star Wars? Yeah, right.
by Porgy
Jun 20th, 2002
02:01:36 PM
I thought that online draft was a hoax!
by JAGUART
Jun 20th, 2002
02:07:56 PM
So let me get this straight: they have a movie about Romulans...
by SpacePhil
Jun 20th, 2002
02:20:23 PM
How can anyone like DS9 more than TNG??
by akbose01
Jun 20th, 2002
02:24:17 PM
Attack of The Picard Clones!
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Jun 20th, 2002
02:31:27 PM
Kirk &co. are the #3 best Trek show??? Executive Decision was no
by Tarl_Cabot
Jun 20th, 2002
02:40:45 PM
At least learn to spell your retarded opinions
by Rich Palp-O-Tine
Jun 20th, 2002
02:53:34 PM
BLASPHEMERS! Star Trek is the sci-fi equivalent of Shakespeare!
by moderator
Jun 20th, 2002
03:06:43 PM
DS9
by MCBack
Jun 20th, 2002
03:08:09 PM
star trek vs. star wars
by fun guy
Jun 20th, 2002
03:22:37 PM
another idea
by fun guy
Jun 20th, 2002
03:39:28 PM
Rich Palpitine or however you spell your user ID: I never gave
by Tarl_Cabot
Jun 20th, 2002
03:42:03 PM
the endless ds9 debate......(sigh)
by inkymae
Jun 20th, 2002
04:33:18 PM
DS9 debates......
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Jun 20th, 2002
04:37:50 PM
Harry, what the hell? DS9 was the best Trek series. Did you ev
by brattain
Jun 20th, 2002
04:52:08 PM
I concede
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Jun 20th, 2002
05:01:54 PM
Isn't it funny...
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Jun 20th, 2002
05:03:11 PM
Wil Wheaton cameo still in? DS9 was the best startrek also
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Jun 20th, 2002
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these Trek talkbacks...
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Wow, I've seen more postings from DS9 lovers here than I'
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brattain: PS - I watched most of the DS9 episodes, and yes, I th
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Jun 20th, 2002
05:33:37 PM
Only good Star Trek film made after '91 was Galaxy Quest....
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Jun 20th, 2002
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by Blue Devil
Jun 20th, 2002
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Star Trek became preachy?
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Jun 20th, 2002
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Darth Batty, you are a moron
by Porgy
Jun 20th, 2002
07:28:41 PM
After what Trek...
by cooper2000
Jun 20th, 2002
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Prequels
by Famous X
Jun 20th, 2002
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Man, I can't wait till TNN starts airing DS9,,,
by ds9_sucks
Jun 20th, 2002
07:42:09 PM
and I might add....
by cooper2000
Jun 20th, 2002
08:08:55 PM
NEMESIS
by mwharr
Jun 20th, 2002
09:17:06 PM
Rough cuts- a common phenomenon
by foreverguardian
Jun 20th, 2002
09:40:37 PM
Let's hope...
by FargoUT
Jun 20th, 2002
11:21:45 PM
DS9 best series??
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Jun 20th, 2002
11:56:19 PM
*************DS9 is the best Star Trek show by a narrow margin c
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The Voice O. Reason's Brief Guide to Star Trek Films
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Jun 21st, 2002
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Even as someone who prefers Star Wars, it's sad to see Trek
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Jun 21st, 2002
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Harry... DS9 was better than the old series. nuff said!!
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"I agree with the poster who said that the recent Star Wars tril
by EIFF
Jun 21st, 2002
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Clarifying a few things
by RP888
Jun 21st, 2002
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More DS9 Muses
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Jun 21st, 2002
12:14:32 PM
It amazes me...
by greywinds
Jun 21st, 2002
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All the Closeted DS9'ers Speak!!1
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Jun 21st, 2002
02:40:46 PM
Darth Batty: Typical Star Wars nerd
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Magic_Ninja
by EIFF
Jun 21st, 2002
04:57:03 PM
Yes, ratings DO matter.
by ds9_sucks
Jun 21st, 2002
05:49:08 PM
IF IT DON'T HAVE KIRK,SPOCK OR PICARD IT AIN'T STAR TREK
by DARTH VOODOO
Jun 21st, 2002
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Voy,Ds9,Ent along with Berman,Braga and the death of Kirk Killed
by DARTH VOODOO
Jun 21st, 2002
06:06:02 PM
Enough of the series BS, we're talking Movies
by bubcus
Jun 21st, 2002
07:20:01 PM
Glad to see all of the recognition "Enterprise" is getting...
by Swlotrst
Jun 21st, 2002
07:55:13 PM
Darth Voodoo has the point....
by bubcus
Jun 21st, 2002
07:55:48 PM
Those posts are as stupid as seeing tits on a bull
by Z0D
Jun 21st, 2002
08:08:21 PM
I'm glad you think so. Really.
by greywinds
Jun 21st, 2002
09:15:15 PM
TO: akbose01 - DS9 Had the BEST standalone episodes in ALL OF TR
by ZimZimma
Jun 22nd, 2002
07:00:42 AM
7 years of watching a vomit stain dry on the floor...
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
11:01:52 AM
That was laughable
by greywinds
Jun 22nd, 2002
11:40:40 AM
bored now...
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
12:21:07 PM
oh, and as for "discriminating"...
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
12:27:26 PM
oh I'm sorry, you're going to teach ME "grammer"??
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
01:04:35 PM
yeah nice try golding...
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
01:06:13 PM
Technomage--you're probably right
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
01:29:27 PM
I have seen the Truth and come into the Light - DS9 really IS th
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
03:04:19 PM
And since this just occurred to me...
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
03:06:58 PM
Oh, and much as I hate to triple-post here...
by ds9_sucks
Jun 22nd, 2002
03:10:16 PM
Harry, I know you don't beleive this guy relly saw this movi
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Jun 22nd, 2002
11:25:33 PM
The laughs keep rolling in
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Jun 23rd, 2002
12:13:40 AM
Good, no time travel. The forces of darkness didn't get aho
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Jun 23rd, 2002
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Favorites?
by GhostJason
Jun 23rd, 2002
11:21:57 PM
Crank it up a notch
by WARPED99
Jun 24th, 2002
09:45:42 AM
DS9 Uber Alles
by ds9_sucks
Jun 24th, 2002
06:11:40 PM
Star Trek
by DeganTNG
Jun 25th, 2002
04:02:03 PM

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