I am – Hercules!!

Before “Temptation Island,” before “Chains of Love,” before “Boot Camp,” “Tough Enough,” “Making the Band,” “Fear Factor,” “The Mole,” “Popstars,” “Big Brother,” “American High,” “Road Rules” and “Survivor” -- there was “The Real World.”

The one-hour debut of the 10th Anniversary edition of the show that kick-started all the reality weirdness blasts off tonight at 10 p.m. on MTV.

The good news is we get to see the Zeta-Jones lookalike Lori in heat, as she learns this episode she is rooming with Kevin. Kevin, we discovered in the casting special, has Lori’s number.

The bad news is we’ll have to wait till July 9 to catch up with Ellen, the Asian-American hottie who kept stamping her platform shoes and imploring Coral “to kiss my little baby ass.” Ellen will be back when the first “elimination” edition of “Road Rules” launches.

But back to tonight. Will there be drunkeness? Will there be nakedness? Will there be naked drunkeness?

What does TV Guide say?

The reality series' 10th season kicks off with the cast members navigating New York City's subway system on their way to their new digs, a brownstone in Greenwich Village. In addition to 18-year-old Rachel (who admits to being “very `mommified' ”), the group includes Mike, who hails from what he describes as “really white” Parma, Ohio; and Coral, a black Californian, who's quickly offended when Mike repeats a racially insensitive comment made by a relative. Rounding out the cast are Berkeley student Malik; Nicole, who arrives from Atlanta; and 21-year-old Lori, whose crush on housemate Kevin, a cancer survivor, becomes evident during the opener.

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