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Will you fear THE REAPER' And what about the sun, the wind and the rain' Gumby Wagstaff tells all!

Hey folks, Harry here... I remember having fun with I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, but oddly - I can't remember a damn thing about it these days. Sounds like this is a lot like that. A movie you enjoy for its own immediate sense of fun, but leaves the lasting impression of silly putty stretched thin. Well, they gotta abuse Blue Oyster Cult's song. It needs to be their anthem. Here ya go...

Hi Harry -

I'm a frequent AICN talkbacker an occassional reviewer. But for now, you can call me GUMBY WAGSTAFF.

Recently I attended a test screening of THE REAPER, the new movie from Jim Gillespie, director of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. THE REAPER is supposedly scheduled for wide release in September. So... will the movie make us fear the Reaper? Or should we fear THE REAPER?

Well... speaking spoiler-free -

THE REAPER is very much in the vein of early 80's popcorn horror, particularly the early HALLOWEEN movies and the many sequels involving one Jason Vorhees, as well as the countless knock-offs of both (there WERE those, to be sure). From this general assessment, you might assume one of two things: 1) THE REAPER as a horror film isn't groundbreaking on any level; and 2) It should be fun for horror genre fans whose discrimination is moderate-to-low. Right on both accounts.

Being a test screening, of course, what I saw was an early edit - half the movie could conceivably be different by the time it goes into wide release. Additionally, the music which I heard in the film was no doubt far from final (and no - I did NOT hear the Blue Oyster Cult classic "[Don't Fear] the Reaper," unfortunately. With any luck, it WILL be included later, especially after those guys effectively got screwed out of royalties when the 1998 American version for whatever reason passed on use of their song "Godzilla." But I digress... )

Most of THE REAPER is pretty much on the routine side... Small town. The local weirdo whom everyone is weary of. Teenage angst. Pretty teenage girls. On that tip, both the lead actresses, Agnes Bruckner and Meagan Good, ARE pretty cute. And yes, there's the requisite scene which is an excuse to get them into bikinis (Bijou Phillips is also in the movie, for whatever that's still worth to anyone).

The film's underlying theme involves Voodooism, as did the awful sequel I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, or as I call it I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GOT GREENLIT (Gillespie, to his default credit, had absolutely nothing to do with that one, at least not on the record). This one does it better than that movie at least, although that's probably not saying a whole lot. The editing - again, at least in the cut I saw - tended to be the usual "Boo! Gotcha!" style also common of such movies.

It's also maybe interesting to note that if this were indeed the early 80's (or perhaps even a bit later) THE REAPER would probably have been a good summer movie; this was before the era that we're in now in which three or four zillion-dollar-budgeted films come out every Friday, when a low-budged popcorn movie like this one could've snuck in under the radar.

For now, though, THE REAPER, at least the cut I saw, was pretty fun. Garden-variety horror, for sure, but that DOES have its place, at least to some people.

Later Gatorz,

Gumby Wagstaff

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The Reaper, eh?
by Gilderoy
Jul 9th, 2005
12:59:35 AM
A couple of years ago, I pitched a screenplay that had Death as
by UncleSam
Jul 9th, 2005
01:00:50 AM
Best Grim Reaper ever:
by moviemaniac-7
Jul 9th, 2005
01:24:13 AM
I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL, BABY!
by vacuous tart
Jul 9th, 2005
01:34:02 AM
Hell yeah fud. I GOT A FEVER!
by Det. John Kimble
Jul 9th, 2005
01:41:15 AM
"So you do a lot of reaping around here do ya Mr. Death?"
by Det. John Kimble
Jul 9th, 2005
01:46:44 AM
EVERY song needs a cowbell...
by Ribs
Jul 9th, 2005
01:51:56 AM
The Exorcism Of Emily Rose
by Diplan1
Jul 9th, 2005
03:26:02 AM
the best movie with Death as a character..
by white owl
Jul 9th, 2005
05:34:17 AM
by the way
by white owl
Jul 9th, 2005
05:35:06 AM
Death doesn't get a good rap.
by dr_dreadlocks
Jul 9th, 2005
07:44:49 AM
Weary?
by Shan
Jul 9th, 2005
10:52:20 AM
"You heff SAHNK MY BATTLESHEEP!"
by Osmosis Jones
Jul 9th, 2005
11:21:09 AM
According to BOC Death is a crossdresser.
by Fred
Jul 9th, 2005
11:41:38 AM
Another excellent Grim Reaper: Norm MacDonald in FAMILY GUY
by FrankDrebin
Jul 9th, 2005
02:23:29 PM
Sharp dressed Death
by Imaginos
Jul 9th, 2005
02:27:42 PM
No thanks. This is one of those shelved Miramax films that is be
by Mr. Profit
Jul 9th, 2005
09:34:22 PM
The Endless...
by keepcoolbutcare
Jul 10th, 2005
04:15:36 AM
Horror history
by PutZ
Jul 11th, 2005
04:44:29 AM
Great review.... Now WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MOVIE ABOUT?!
by chickychow
Jul 11th, 2005
12:27:14 PM
well, he didnt say what it was about...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Aug 9th, 2005
03:07:41 PM

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